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I'd grown bored with his penis
swirling around inside me
Then, I met him
What brought us together was...
something that can happen to anyone
Kim Seo-hyung, Kim Sung-soo
Directed by Bong Man-dae
The Sweet Sex and Love
It's like spiced fried chicken without bones
You like it?
Is this how you pick up girls?
Do I deliberately bump into a girl spill coffee on her...
Pretend I'm cleaning up then become sorry
so asked her out to dinner
at a Chinese restaurant to make up for it?
I don't
Does one's head drop to the side
when one dies?
What?
That's what happens in films
One's neck turns 360 degrees when dying
Nah, not in reality
That's no fun
Fun? How could it be?
You think dying is fun?
I haven't seen anyone die yet
I'm new on the job
You've got dreamy eyes
What's that?
No, nothing
No... not all the way in
Talking to a new penis
Hi, this is Seo Dong-ki Would you like to go out?
Dong-ki here, wanna go out?
Let's go out on a date
Hello?
Hi, this is Seo Dong-ki
Who?
Seo Dong-ki We met the other day
Oh, okay What do you want?
Calling to see if the number is right
It is
Do you have time?
Why do you ask?
Can I see you?
I'm kind of busy
For just a little bit
What for?
- Who is it? - Someone I know
Hello?
- I'm sorry - Hello?
It's okay
Yeah?
Hello?
How about Sunday night?
I don't know
I love you
That's all I have to say
I love you
Some say it without meaning it But I do love you
Goodbye has already been said
And you're long gone
I know it's no use regretting
But I'd do anything to have you back in my arms
You like him or not?
What do you think? I just met him
I don't hate him, so I guess I do
Nice garter belt
It's very expensive
Are you okay?
Please, not too rough
Keep him in
Why'd you come inside?
I thought you wanted me to
Now you have to marry me
Can't take a joke?
Don't you have a boyfriend?
How about you?
I don't
I've got lots of them
- How many? - Pick any number you like
I see
What if I don't?
I dumped him
I really like you
What do you think of me?
I don't dislike you
Wanna go steady?
You ask me that after we fucked?
You're seeing someone new aren't you?
- How's he? - I'll tell you later
What does he do?
Mind your own business See you tomorrow
Take his picture with your cell
and show me later!
I'm so jealous
Jesus Christ! What are you doing here?
No, stop it Let's get out of here
- See you later - Bye
I'm already missing you
Your penis is so cute and nice to my pussy
- Boy, this is heavy - Cause it's full of books
Thanks
- Last box? - Yeah
- This is better, huh? - Yeah
- You smell good - I'm all sweaty
I know
Hold your horses Let me hit the shower first
No, it's okay
- I wanna eat him - Wait, wait
Hey!
- Stop it - Come on
Did it hurt?
That's a different hole
You're so unromantic
It's just...
What are you doing?
What?
- Wait - No, you wait
What were you gonna do?
I bet you know
Wait
Not too hard
It hurts
You're heavy
What are you doing?
I'm touching what's mine
Stop it
Come on
Feels good?
Stop!
- What? - Just a sec
- Come here - Why?
Come here
I want nothing else in my pussy
Here I come
- You like it? - Yeah
- I'm seeing things - I've no strength left in my legs
Me neither
What are you doing?
I'll massage you to heaven You'll love it
It's easy!
Stop!
- Slow down - Hey, come on... Are you scared?
- This is so much fun! - Let's head back
I'm flying!
- How's it? Good? - Very sweet
Looks like a chocolate bar
Hey, the color isn't right
Oh, here!
Use this
The color doesn't matter
No?
I'd never seen a penis in the daylight
So cute!
Wait a minute!
Tell me
She's lovely
So is yours
Come on, stop looking
Stop looking
Aren't you hungry?
Not really
Why don't we eat out?
Nah, I'll fix you something
That sounds okay, too
On the second thought let's eat out
Where are the band aids?
Do you like raw fish?
Who doesn't?
I absolutely love it
So cold
That's a Flatfish, right?
Not every thin one is a Flatfish
You could've been nice about it
Look, it looks like one
But it's not
Shin-ah!
Hey, Ki-hyun!
What's going on?
We had lunch here He's...
Oh, he's a friend of mine
Hi, I'm Gil Ki-hyun
Seo Dong-ki
You have to keep pace
- I'm trying - Left, left, left...
Look ahead
- Coins? - In the left pocket
Stoop down a bit
This isn't easy
- Let's get cider - Cider it is
- Get it out - Bend over
- Sit down - Pardon me, over here
Did it hurt?
Get up now
So cold
I can't see it
So cold
Jesus!
- Sorry - Can't even do it right?
- Let me do it - No, I will
- Stop, now - I'll take it
Stop right now
Put it in your mouth
Slowly, slowly... See? It's easy
- Don't - It's your hand
- Stop it - It's your hand doing it
Take it out
What if someone sees us?
Nobody's here
Wait
Spread your legs
Can't you hold it?
Spread them
- There's someone out there - He's gone
Please, don't
Hey, wait up
- What's the matter? - You don't know?
- I'm sorry, okay? - Sorry for what?
Beats me
But you're obviously upset
Forget about it
What are you so ashamed of?
-This is a public place - I said I was sorry, didn't I?
Apologize with a penis and forgiven with an orgasm
Sir? Sir?
Sir!
I'm going home
Bye
Hello?
No, he won't make it tonight
That won't be necessary
It's okay
The funeral is for 3 days
Well, he lived long enough
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm in the elevator
You call yourself a son?!
You fucking lunatic!
Stop it, guys Come on, get off of him
Good morning
- Anything happene last night? - Nothing
You drove drunk, didn't you?
I could've picked you up
Aren't they cute? I made them yesterday
Jesus, frozen like a rock I made two pairs for us
No way I'm wearing these
You're unbelievable
What?
I'm unbelievable?
My patient died last night
Do you know how I feel?
Why didn't you tell me?
When did I have time? I just got up!
You could've called me!
How am I supposed to know
if you keep it to yourself?
You made me feel horrible!
I'm sorry, okay?
So let's just drop it
Wanna do it?
It hurts
Spread them a bit
- Feels good? - Yeah
I'm coming
Yeah
Come inside me
I'm Ok!
I'm sorry
So am I
Do it again
It feels weird
Hold on
Get me some too
Move over
Come on, move
Jesus, you dripped a lot
Don't throw them anywhere
His fingers inside my ass
How could you do that? You're such a pig
You know how he is
Still!
You just got married
Fucking the same person for the rest of my life?
I wouldn't be happy, either
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
But one at a time A threesome is just too much
You still keep this?
Yeah
I'm a sex machine
and hung like a horse
And I moan like seals
- Seals - Seals
- You've changed - No, I haven't
I haven't gained any weight
Not your body
Look at me
See, you've changed
Food goes bad, not me
It itches
Let me take it off
- It hurt a lot then, huh? - I was all bruised up
Let me
- What? - Slow down
- Like I can control myself? - Why not?
It isn't all about you
Okay, I'll try
Give me head
- Just do it - I'm kind of tired
- If you're tired, let's not - But I want to
You wanna stop?
No
Spread them
My knees hurt
That's the wrong hole
Let's try it
- No way - It's okay Come on
Isn't it too dry?
Just a sec
Come on
Feels weird
- It really does - Give me your ass
Spread your legs
Relax
- It hurts! - I'm almost there
Okay, I'll stop
A selfish ejaculation, the fishy taste of sperm in the mouth
I'm going to Seoul
Wanna come along?
Can't you get it outside?
No, it won't take long
- You want some of mine? - No, I'm full
You eat way too fast
I know
Come on, we have to go
Let's go
- Sorry - We're behind schedule
Sorry!
They liked this design at first
but nobody wants it anymore
Same for the other designs
Excuse me
Where are you?
Not much longer We're almost...
I won't be much longer
I might go to a sauna
And we're leaving tonight
I thought we'd spend the night
You did, I didn't
I have to go early in the morning
Whatever See you later
Call me when you're done
Where are you going?
Nowhere
Stop it
It's so upsetting
No man has ever treated me like he does
It feels like I'm begging for it
and when it does I hate myself
Cause you're too proud
Does he cheat on you?
No
What's the problem then?
If he doesn't cheat on me nothing's wrong?
I like your hair band
- This? - Yeah
It's dirt-cheap You're the first to say that
Turn the boiler on
Wedding Invitation Gil Ki-hyun
If you love her, marry her
I don't know
It's the attachment that keeps a couple together
I don't think I can change
as she wants me to
So complicated, isn't it?
Tell me
Do you love me?
Yeah
You look great
It's the make-up, you know
How's the wedding preparation going?
It's okay
So many things to consider, though
Slow down
You'll get drunk
That's the whole point
Drink to get drunk, right?
Any problems with him?
Who?
The guy you're seeing
The guy I'm seeing?
I'm not seeing anyone
When his penis changes he changes, too
It's been three months since I moved out
Meanwhile, I sold my shop
and started a new business
I also had a few blind dates
That my friend set up for me
But none won my heart
Shit, is that it?
Shin-ah give me a few coins
- 300 Won, alright? - Yeah!
Sometime he occupies my mind
but I won't call him
I don't think I can love him more than I did
Hello?
I can no longer endure moments
when he looks bored with me
Right
Okay
Looking back I was so mean to you
It's okay So was I
After you left
I waited for you
Why? You shouldn't have
I thought you might come back
I missed you a lot
- Let's start all over - No
We'd better not
Remember this feeling
I wanna have you
We're too much alike
Then...
Goodbye
I love you
with all my heart